I’m sorry, but the first item on this list was the Frito Burrito and I can’t take anything else it says seriously because the Frito Burrito was my fucking JAM.
Double downs are fucking delicious.
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Laci Green (at her Tumblr or her Youtube channel) discussing the myth of the hymen. Click here to watch the whole video. (x)
The more you know, ladies and gentlemen and fancy genderbeings, the more you know.
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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
| period: | WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS. |
|---|---|
| period: | How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast? |
| period: | How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that. |
| period: | Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny. |
| period: | Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it. |
| period: | See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny. |
| period: | Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen? |
| period: | Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep. |
| period: | See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny. |
| period: | For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. |
| period: | Breeze blows by. Instantly horny. |
| period: | You didn't like those brand new underwear right? |
| period: | Yell at a puppy. |
| period: | Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow. |
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